muddy puppy

When a guy ejaculates onto a girls face and then the dog licks it off.

Holy shit, Hunter just gave Sara a muddy puppy! That poor Rosie doesn't know any better.

by Jasper Rojas October 27, 2008

Favorite Puppy

Favorite Puppy is what psychopaths name their beanie babies or a common phrase used to refer to something good or that you like.

Ted: When I was a kid I had a stuffed animal, yeah.
Charlie: What was his name?
Ted: It was a... I think it was a beanie baby and its name was favorite puppy.
Schlatt: You named your stuffed animal "Favorite Puppy?"
Charlie: Are you a sociopath?
Schlatt: I think you might be stupid.
Charlie/Schlatt: *burst out laughing*

by FluffyMage June 20, 2021

favorite puppy

Used to describe something cool or awesome. Sometimes used to describe a good feeling about an item or topic.

Dude, this pizza is favorite puppy.

by chucklesammy June 20, 2021

Puppy zoned

When the girl you fall in love with calls you a puppy

Guy to Girl: "Damn gurrl you look so hot today, like the sunrise."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."

Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."

by Puppy291298 February 4, 2019

polynesian hush puppy

When a male ejaculates into their partner’s eye and it proceeds to become infected.

I gave my friend a Polynesian hush puppy last week during a threesome.

by the_duffy_jew February 15, 2019

Puppy

Adorable 4 legged furry creature that will cure your loneliness and all of life's problems.

All puppies must be treated with compassion and a comfortable couch in the case of my puppy.

by A Human Male August 8, 2018

puploliguatd

Put Ur pussy lips on live ill give u a thousand dollas!

girl comes on live:HIIII
Boosie:PUPLOLIGUATD

by moretikai213 April 23, 2020