Punkin

A delicious feast of rosemary, garlic and butter drizzled on pumpkin cut into steak size. Can only be blessed by The Cambodian for true recognition. If the pine nuts aren't crisp and on top of the finished product there shall be no blessing. Go forth and create what is known only as the Punkin. If Blessing is granted wake the Mrs up at 4am and ask her how good it was. If done properly this should result in a P in the V. If crunchy noodle and balsamic used in the blessing P in the A may be on the table.

She looks tired and is walking with a limp. Must've had Punkin last night.

by Dubster86 May 29, 2023

cloff prunking

A practice whereby one person frangilates another's plimp. He or she gratifies the other party by smucktating them avially.

Why don't you ram it up your pimhole, you fusking cloff prunking shoatbag.

by Messist January 20, 2011

King of Wishful Pinking

A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.

Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.

Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.

by TastesLikeLemons57 December 2, 2013

puking ninja

person who can secretly puke almost anywhere, indoors or out, without drawing attention to themselves

Eric thought himself a puking ninja, but the entire party saw him throw up in the fireplace.

by TC September 26, 2003

Puking on a Pile of Shit

One of the famous quotes from the internet series "The Angry Video Game Nerd" the nerd uses this word in many episodes such as the Power Glove episode.

I'm playing Top Gun with the Power Glove. It's like puking on a pile of shit. - AVGN

by BlowJoeeee September 24, 2013

Puking rainbows

(pyooking reyn-bohs)
1. to vomit rainbows at the sight of something amazing on teh internet.

2. To be overwhelmed with cuteness that you puke rainbows.

Antonym: vomiting

Please don't use this(or any) meme outside of the internet.

Cuteness overload, I'm puking rainbows.
or
I can't believe I got a reply from (insert celebrity's name here) *pukes rainbows

by MPVTOX January 18, 2012

splashin' punkins

(splashin•PUNK•enz) n. a loud splashing bowel movement. based on the imagined sound of pumpkins being dropped into water.

I ate , like, four frozen burritos and had some serious splashin' punkins!

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006