Pingry

There are two Pingry Schools: one in Short Hills, NJ, the other in Martinsville, NJ.

While Pingry may seem a harmless & friendly learning environment, it's actually evil. You fit in or you don't. The workload is like child labor. Money is poured into useless stuff, like a Middle School. Keep the midgets in the basement, for chrissake.

But Pingry has its upsides. There are shiny, odd-shaped things on the ceilings. If you avoid the meat and fish, the food is quite good. You may even find somebody who hasn't been zombified by pop culture! Fancy that.

Outside of Pingry, visitors may gawk at the horrible wastes of money that we proudly present. A huge-ass clock tower that's green, not blue; a very ugly courtyardish thing; neglected playing fields surrounded by nice sidewalks, and snotty white kids who are a waste of space and probably paid their way in.

by ska-o-riffic! April 9, 2005

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Pangry

The feeling you get when you're hurt , have an injury or sickness that you cant control , and it has you bedridden or unable to perform daily activities

She was pangry that her arm was broken, and she couldnt go with her family on a planned trip.

by Hunn3y33 June 9, 2018

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