Pwntificate

Verb. To state an opinion which pwns other opinions.

His post totally pwntificated the thread.

by OnyxRaven December 9, 2003

Pwntificate

To express one's opinions in a pwning sort of way.

Blackguard pwntifacted with OnyxRaven, bringing the argument to a swift and pwn-filled conclusion.

by Ryan Shwayder December 9, 2003

puntificate

to unexpectantly be required to authoritatively address a subject one has little to no prior knowledge of.....

As a speaker at the seminar and in response to a rogue question,Paul was required to puntificate....

by sheila in the car July 1, 2011

pontificate

pontificate to rant rave and other wise try to convise some one of your own pont with out careing if they are lising or not

the rantings of the phill god in all of his power of BS

the rantings of the phill god in all of his power fake knolage

by 2 beer queer May 22, 2005

pontificate

to think at length on a subject and/or topic that requires mulling over

I'll have to pontificate on that.

by Christina T April 5, 2008

pwntificate

Noun. A certificate of pwn, currently possessed officially by anyuzer, for pwning Onyxraven and Blackguard and their definitions.

On your resume when you're applying for a job at the local gas station because that is all your miserable future holds for you: "I've got a pwntificate, and am thus the best man for the job"

by anyuzer January 24, 2004

pontificate

To poop on the pope. Normally from a great height, such as a poop deck.

Billy pontificated on the body of Jean Paul II as his way of remembering the good times they had shared.

by O_P September 28, 2005