A woman who tends to act like a wench. A woman who frequently lies about baked goods and makes other false promises. May look like Snooki from "The Jersey Shore" but is much taller. Runs funny.
Where is that pumpkin with my apple pie? I bet she stopped on her way to go do wench things.
by papasmurf924 November 4, 2010
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To Pumpkin means to puke on yourself either while drinking or after the fact. Most pumpkin sessions occur unexpectedly, causing the majority of the puke to go on the front of the person's shirt or in whatever cup that person may be holding at the time. While pumpkining may be funny to some, it's really no laughing matter when it happens to you while you're still at the bar and it's only 10:30.

Nicknaming puking, 'to pumpkin' derives from the many images of carved out pumpkins with their guts and seeds spilling out of their mouth, giving the image or impression that they've been served a bit too much.
"We were getting all smacked up with these girls and then Evan proceeded to pumpkin all over himself after taking his 12th jager bomb."

"Woke up this morning still feeling awful, looked for a bucket, but only managed an embarrassing pumpkin on my shirt"

"A partnership for a Pumpkin-free America"

"Whoa screlms, I'm gonna pumpkin if I'm not careful"
by straight cash homie June 18, 2008
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Kind of person that would order a pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks and post it on his/her Instagram story.
Person who is considered basic.

Look at that pumpkin.
Rodrigo is such a pumpkin!

Look at that pumpkin over there posting her Starbucks cup
by JDeebow May 25, 2019
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A)*Noun* Pumpkin is a gourd-like squash of the genus Cucurbita and the family Cucurbitaceae (which also includes gourds).1 It is a common name of or can refer to cultivars of any one of the species Cucurbita pepo, Cucurbita mixta, Cucurbita maxima, and Cucurbita moschata. They are typically orange or yellow and have many creases running from the stem to the bottom. They have a thick shell on the outside, with seeds and pulp on the inside.

B)*Verb* Southern slang, to "pump-kin" or have sex with ones family member.
I carved a pumpkin last night.

OR

I pumped my kin last night.
by elfeicho October 15, 2009
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Adjective; punk, bitch, wimp, loser
Ryan told Michael to meet him at the flag pole after school so they could fight but Michael didn't show because he is a pumpkin.
by Quaddi December 26, 2011
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Pumpkin is used when two relatives have a child together. insest
<G>Is that your daughter Jamie-Lynn?
<M>Yep dats my lil pumpkin...
by Kyri Kano May 23, 2004
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An offensive word used to degrade those with Down syndrome and Autism.
‘She’s such a pumpkin.’

‘Why are you acting like a pumpkin?’

Don’t use it. You’re filth if you do.
by Peeninhole69 March 19, 2021
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