pumpernickel

a word to express anything supa-dupa-fly, bombastic, bomb-biggity, or boom-diggs. Also used to describe bomb chronic

eh yaw, that shit is SOOO pumpernickel. (alternate slang = "pump-nicks" or "tha pumps")

by Pumpernickel Posse November 18, 2003

Pumpernickel

Is the safe word yelled out to warn people that pornographic material is being watched and enjoyed in the room/area they are about to enter.

As Samantha came down the stairs to the living room, Ryan yelled 'Pumpernickel' so she was not shocked by the alien orgy currently on the TV.

by J.T.T.B6976 June 12, 2015

Pumpernickel

An inexpensive DJ

Nic said he would spin at our launch for free. What a pumpernickel!

by Spinshady January 26, 2019

pumpernickel

An ugly prostitute thats about her bread

Dude I just got finished with this pumpernickel from down the block,

She wasnt exactly a dime, but she didnt charge just a nickle either.

by Greeen.T December 16, 2015

pumpernickel

A $5 whore. Ugly fat, has a vagina with a single ball hanging off it. Only does blow jobs, has one tooth that may slice your dick off.

Only used in frat initiations.

Tell the pumpernickel that you will give her $50, get a blow job, give her the $5, then run like hell.

by buckeyeoh September 16, 2019

Pumpernickel

Playing Nickelback while vigorously engaging in sexual intercourse.

I pumpernickeled my girlfriend and she broke up with me. It was probably because she didn’t like Nickelback.

by Whomperbell November 19, 2020

Pumpernickel

Pumpernickel is a German bread that translates to "the devil's fart".

"Can I get a bite of that delicious looking pumpernickel?"

by Lulu the dino nuggie February 15, 2022