umpalumpa

an noun used to describe someone as a short fat person. it can also mean they wear a lot of makeup therefore looking like an umpalumpa. In addition it can mean your penis.

your a fucking umpalumpa, with that much make-up.
suck my umpalumpa.

by billybender February 22, 2009

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dumpalump

To take a shit

ie: dump a lump of shit out of your asshole!

"Oh shit, I'll be back! I have to go dumpalump!"

"Son of a bitch, I think I just dumpalump'd in my pants..."

by The Guru Turtle January 28, 2008

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Dumpalumpagus

A mammoth sized hairy shit.

I wouldn't go in the bathroom, I just took a dumpalumpagus, and it smells like a prehistoric swamp in there. I swear, I think I saw a pterodactyl circling the toilet.

by Kenosha Joe August 1, 2012

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The cousin of the heffalump (a fictional creature from Winnie the Pooh). They are closely related, however they differ in that the humpalump prefers close contact with other humpalumps at all times, where as the heffalump is rather shy and keeps to himself.

Bobby: Mommy, why won't that humpalump get off the other one? What are they doing?

Mom: Oh Bobby, I'd rather you didn't watch that. Go look at the heffalumps. They're much more kid friendly.

by hiiiiiiiieeeeee July 9, 2012

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