phulonrapist

pronounced "Full-on-rapist" and often confused for "philanthropist"

Charlie: "I'm a phulonrapist ... Africans, dyslexics, that sort of thing."

by charlie00 September 9, 2010

Poulonz

Poulonz is a slang word used mainly by English/Cypriot and a few Russians lads to poke, slap, force, hit, and mainly offend a victim. It could also be used as a tool to convert virgins into useful, productive members of society and of course its One of two things men keep after a divorce.

My poulonz is so hard right now
Sucky my poulonz
Sit on my poulonz
omg god did you see that poulonz
She got the house and the kids. I kept my poulonz and my soul.

by RRost January 15, 2013

Saucisson Polonaise

A penis large enough to surpass the delight of females and the envy of males, into the territory of actual fear and awe. Term originates from the mythos surrounding a muscular Slavic student at the University of Connecticut who reportedly possesses the largest genitalia on campus. Literally translated, it is "Polish Sausage".

Also known as a kielbasa.

See also: Kevorka Polonaise.

"I heard that kid's hung like a moose."

"He ain't got no saucisson polonaise. That shit's bush-league."

by Casper McFriendly September 20, 2006

Plonk On

A full head of weave, worn by usually a black woman or girl. which looks so fake that it may have fallen from the sky and landed on your head. a plonk on.

Hey, lool. that girl's hair looks tooo fakke boyy
LOOOL. she has a PLONK ON

by Kandikueen April 3, 2011

plonker

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003

plonkinsplurge

Pushing a poop so hard that some jizz comes out your weener.

I pooped so hard that I jizzed, and henceforth, this shall be called a plonkinsplurge.

by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011

plonga-plongo

Javanese/Indonesian term (insult) to describe a person who's confused while other people around him are doing an activity, or can also be used to insult someone who has a stupid face or is dumbfounded with their mouth hanging open.

Mr. X: Hey, how you doing?
Mr. J: I'm great ahahahhah
Mr. X: So it's been 2 years, when will you pay off the debt?
Mr. J: *plonga-plongo

by RealXiJinping February 28, 2021