Pulling an Evan

Cumming your pants while making out with a woman would be Pulling an Evan

Person 1: Woah, that dude just jizzed his pants from making out with a chick
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop May 31, 2022

Pulled an evan

When you use your phone charger and break your ceiling fan

Man I just pulled an evan my moms gonna kill me

by Ricobain February 5, 2022

Pulled an Evan

When you get your charging cord stuck in your ceiling fan and break it

Man I I just pulled an evan and my moms gonna kill me

by Ricobain February 5, 2022

Pulling an evan

When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.

Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!

Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan

by Ridiculously June 18, 2020