pukesicle

Vomit that's frozen.

There were several pukesicles in my front yard after New Year's.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 2, 2009

mucus pukus

A magic/witchcraft word for 2nd graders.Used in a way like hocus pocus. May be literal.

When I say mucus pukus, you will die.

by Can of Worms November 7, 2006

Pukes O'Neil

Someone who pukes after only a few drinks. (Ranging from 1 to 4) One receives this title once leaving the toilet, or bush, and is from there on out "Pukes O'Neil." This may be reduced to "Pukes" whenever deemed necessary.

Beth walked out of the bathroom after vomiting her "two and a half shots," and became Pukes O'Neil from that point on.

"OY, PUKES!"

by SteveErwin August 26, 2009

PukeShit

When you are either sick with the flu or hungover and feel an uncontrollable urge to puke, get on all fours, and because of the force of the puke, shit your pants.

My stomach was killing me and my head was spinning. I got down on my knees to hug the toilet because my glands were swelling and my mouth was salivating. When my stomach wretched to puke the force pushed the sickness from my bowels as well. I was left with my head in a toilet full of puke and my ass in pants full of shit. I experienced a PukeShit. I pukeshat myself.

by RebelLionJohn May 29, 2010

Pukes and Dukes

Pukes & Dukes is when you are VERY, VERY, VERY sick and you are throwing up, and going number one out your ass at the same time ( liquid shits)
Normally you will need a trash can, sink, bathtub, or shower stall very close to the toilet to avoid a massive clean up in your underpants, flooring or walls.

Avoid laughing, coughing, sneezing, or any other movements that will cause you to un-pucker your rectum because this could lead to a shart.

Man I am soooo sick today, I have the pukes and dukes. I almost shit my pants but I got lucky and snapped up the trash can and sat down.

Ugg... pukes and dukes are the worst, nothing like having it come out of both ends..

by Killentime December 28, 2010

Daisy Pukes

Daisy duke shorts worn by a fat girl.

Dude look at that fat chick's daisy pukes!
Ohh gross dude

by TySANJUAN July 6, 2008

pukous

pukous is much more disgusting than mucous. Its the nasty stuff you blow out of your nose after throwing up.

dude 1 - After throwing up, i blew my nose and out came huge chunks of pukous.

dude 2 - thats nasty dude, i dont wanna hear about that

by KMart1280 February 18, 2010