pugbutter

Peanut butter that is used for a pug-seduction from an elderly dementia patient who stutters things like "gimme me me me ma ma ma puggggggg "

I had to bust out the pugbutter to get Mr Spots to eat my schnutz.

by Dignitiondead February 22, 2021

cruddy pudnut

A person who is always raining down on your parade. In other words, someone who is no fun at all.

My mom was being a cruddy pudnut because she wouldn't let me watch my show.

by Margaretlee November 6, 2017

Punut

Opposite of "punum", definately not "aww"-worthy, not a good thing.

Oh geez, you're such a fricken' punut!

by Erin/Laura May 30, 2003

pugnetta

italian term for handjob

Fare a pugnetta

by Pinguim May 22, 2009

Pugnatheism

A term invented by angry atheists who suffer from anger management issues and superiority complex. It is a portmanteau of 'pugnacious' and 'atheism', although it is often mistakenly referred to as a contraction instead of a portmanteau, which should give some indication of the overall intelligence of those who say they practice it. The term means aggressive atheism, and is characterized by thinking oneself to be automatically superior to anyone who believes in any kind of religion, and feeling that it's necessary to verbally abuse such people. This is the opposite of using a "live and let live" attitude, and so they refuse to be tolerant of the life choices of others, even when those others are tolerant of the life choice of the atheist.

Hobbies of those who practice pugnatheism include, but are not limited to: making sweeping over-generalizations about various persons, groups, organizations, and even who geographic regions; complete and utter refusal to be tolerant of anyone whose beliefs or philosophies differ from your own; angrily arguing on internet forums with religious people in order to tell them how wrong and stupid they are instead of simply living your life enjoyably and letting them do the same; believing yourself to be such a brilliant genius that you know the exact nature of the universe and calculate with 100% accuracy that there couldn't possibly be anything besides what you can see with your own two eyes; and of course, practicing regular worship of Richard Dawkins.

by klopek007 November 16, 2009

pugnetta

1. Italian word of a hand-job.

2. Mostly used to identify a repetitive or boring task. "Che pugnetta sto lavoro."
3. A person that is annoying. "Sei una pugnetta"

Sto lavoro é una pugnetta. Sei una pugnetta

by mat-xyz June 26, 2018

pudnut

The noise that your nuts make when they slap against your butthole.

When you swing your nuts forward to backward, the noise it makes when your nuts hit your butthole is called a pudnut.

by Brian Rickmann December 13, 2005