Peaknuckler

The act of being forcefully fist raped by a midget.

Man 1: Did you hear about John?
Man 2: No, what happened?
Man 1: He got a peaknuckler last night.
Man 2: Sucks to be him.

by Roberto McMeaty March 16, 2009

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pudknuckle

person who is not a desireable acquaintance; usually male. Usual characteristics include sloth, uncleanliness, and lack of intelligence

John is a pudknuckle! -- Don't invite him, dude.

by wonderfunk99 March 21, 2004

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From the Dungeons and Daddies podcast, one of Paeden's favorite pastimes. To play, you hold a pea between your knuckles and punch someone as hard as you can without bursting the pea. Similar to bloody knuckles, except no blood.

Paeden: "I'm the best at peaknuckle."
Darryl: (pulls sunglasses down so nobody can see his proud dad tears) "Yes you are, son. Yes you are."

by autumnavatar September 13, 2019

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pugknucker pole

1) Used in strip clubs on stage by the dancers, extending from ceiling to floor and firmly mounted, it is used to spin on by the dancers, rubbing the pugknucker or clitoris in the process and causing erotic stimuli for dancer and audience alike.

I sure wouldn't mind a sniff of that pugknucker pole at the booger bar.

by jrh5356 April 14, 2005

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peaknuckle

A two-player game somewhat resembling Ping-Pong and with an element of soccer; it involves using your knuckles (touching the ball with your fingertips is forbidden, just as using your hands is not allowed in soccer) to flick a dried pea or other small spherical object back and forth across a table.

Peaknuckle is okay for rainy days, but I find it kinda boring and stationary... I'd rather play an outdoor ball-sport like tennis, where you can really dash around and get some exercise.

by QuacksO November 21, 2017

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