lapse in fudgement

when you're taking a shit and after the first log has dropped you experience a moment of paused defecation before the second log drops

Sorry I'm late but I couldn't hastily defecate due to a momentary lapse in fudgement

by Skawt Ef January 5, 2008

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology made by Logan Paul.

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and i don't expect to be forgiven

by SpecialID March 5, 2021

judgementalist

noun: One who labels others based on limited scope; to criticize without knowledge of what is being criticized.

Judgementalists may think supporters of medical marijuana are a bunch of stoners, but in actuality, they're people who have sympathy for those suffering from a chronic or terminal health problem.

by Rrrosa April 19, 2010

I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology to say when you’re not actually sorry.

“I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement”
- Jake Paul

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

Judgement Joggers

Taking a pair of joggers, tying a noose around the drawstring, noosing the shaft of your penis, and fucking your partner executioner style.

Bro, I used some Judgement Joggers last night and my dick turned blue.

by Gaping Gallows February 28, 2020

judgement day

The end of the world; a wrath of biblical proportions.

Yay! Judgement Day!

by Cheezu$ June 27, 2003

error in judgement

1. when one has a one night stand with their best friend.

2. getting matching tattoos while drunk

Dude1: "Whoa, I just woke up next to Sally and we've been friends since 1st grade."

Dude2: "Well it had to happen sooner or later, but man that was an error in judgement."

by KathyJudy February 20, 2012