by Hardnuutz13 November 5, 2014
The collection of sex juices left on the bed sheets after having sex. Sex is the form of intense cuddling.
by ndizz February 19, 2014
A cuddle puddle is a group of 3 or more people sitting closely together or often on top of eachother exchanging hugs, kisses, cuddles, and often bodily fluids usually while under the influence of the drug exstacy.
Thizz Head: "Man, I'm rollin balls, man. I just want to touch everybody"
Raver girl: "Hey, lets make a cuddle puddle!"
Kandi Kid: "Hey, stop licking my face! Wait... no, keep doing that... oh yeah..."
E-Tard: "Wait! I can't make-out with three people and gnaw on my binkie at the same time!"
Raver girl: "Hey, lets make a cuddle puddle!"
Kandi Kid: "Hey, stop licking my face! Wait... no, keep doing that... oh yeah..."
E-Tard: "Wait! I can't make-out with three people and gnaw on my binkie at the same time!"
by Khaightlynn December 9, 2008
by jeffstrongman February 27, 2015
I met this super hot chick last night, and we had the most awesome sex, but then I had to go out & buy a new mattress because there was an enormous cuddle puddle!
by CLP7 May 5, 2014
by DopeSauce4lyfe May 21, 2019
A euphemism for the post-coital wet spot, where circumstance (think college-sized twin bed), necessity (think passing out drunk), or love (think box on demand) requires your after sex cuddling to take place on the wet spot.
Q: "Dude, what was it like hooking up with Jana last night?"
A: "Fantastic. Before last night, I thought the only thing that tight and wet was the water seal at an amusement park. But she did make me sleep in the cuddle puddle, which sucked."
A: "Fantastic. Before last night, I thought the only thing that tight and wet was the water seal at an amusement park. But she did make me sleep in the cuddle puddle, which sucked."
by The Original ARy July 10, 2007