pickled penis

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"

person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009

Pickled Hard

What happens to the male reproductive organ after being not used for sexual intercourse for an extended period of time.

It's been like ten days since I've gotten any, my wiener is pickled hard.

by Momma VC December 13, 2010

''pickled to feck''

really incredibley wasted.
where the person is on the verge of passing out.

parrelectation.

im ''pickled to feck'' you fat bastard

by Becca, Lauren, Rob, Alice. January 2, 2009

Chock Puckler

A thinly veiled pseudonym for "cock-sucker", permitting use of the term in public settings where the the unabashed term might be frowned upon.

* While in the crowd at a little league game *
You: Chris Matthews is a chock puckler.
Them: Come again?
You: Total chock puckler
Them: Ahh, got it

by SurferJ November 21, 2011

Fudge Puckle

When a sports team has a huge lead in a game and chokes their way to a loss.

The Sacramento Kings fudge puckled their way to another 4th quarter meltdown.

by Sacramentanisburning December 22, 2010

Pickled-dick

noun,

1. a pussy-fermented penis.

2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.

Bar Goer 1: "So yah see, I was trapped inside my ex-wife's coochie so long it gave me pickled-dick, and it ain't tasted right ever since."

Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"

by dandy dankler May 22, 2018

pickleding

a joke for when someone doesn't tell you your middle name...

him: whats your middle name?
her: i'm not telling you
him: then it'll be pickleding

by sussyamogus12345 May 11, 2023