ptomey

Crotchety old man who wears Hawaiian shirts in Alaska and is slightly dyselxic. Resembles Wilford Brimley of Liberty Mutual.

Mr. Ptomey, could you hand me a rivit and a bucking rock?

by Orsi June 26, 2008

Ploymised

A Political Party promise given during an Election to entice voters but usually not kept after the election.

Ploy + Promise
Ploymise = policy undertaking not fufilled

The Political Party promised millions of dollars in funding for Hospitals ect during the elections; however the promised money did not eventuate. Therefore their promises were just Ploymised words or Ploymise

by Lesterd July 27, 2010

ptomophagous

eating the flesh of a corpse.

The mortician has a ptomophagous tendency.

by uttam maharjan August 22, 2011

pioymi

A pretty girl with a clean personality she has brown hair and brown eyes. #pretty #girl

Poyomi (pi-omi) pioymi is the best

by Trash bag cr😂 May 10, 2018

Ptomelyosis

It is where you have the ability to turn into a famous celebrity.

Hmm, I want to trick my friends to think I am justin bieber with Ptomelyosis. ~turns into justin bieber~ *walks up to friends* "Hey guys!"
Friends: EWWWWW

by Ptomelyosis October 28, 2018

ptogma

A slang for ligma

Ptogma. Whats ptogma? Ptogma balls.

by Phd.Oxford english teacher December 9, 2021

ptogma

Synonym ligma/sugonma etc.

Ptogma. Whats Ptogma? Ptogma balls LMAO.

by Phd.Oxford english teacher December 9, 2021