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Progmatic
This is the word that defines what all rock bands should be and sound like. When your band is Progmatic, it means that you are the best. Usually the singer is a tall, handsome type most likely with black or dark hair. Band members must all look good in leather and like getting their picture taken. Progmatic people have honest forthcoming personalities and keep their successes a hidden mystery.
Example 1: "Hey! Did you see that band? They are really Progmatic!"
Example 2: "That singer has a really Progmatic voice."
Example 3: "Elvis has really Progmatic sideburns."
Example 4: "Can I have a shot of Progmatic to drink with my beer?"
Example 2: "That singer has a really Progmatic voice."
Example 3: "Elvis has really Progmatic sideburns."
Example 4: "Can I have a shot of Progmatic to drink with my beer?"
Progmatic by guardianofthecreditcard October 21, 2011
Plogman
Typically a person that is a little slow. Thinks that yellow cabs are called calves, refers to last night as yesterday night, thinks the word girl starts with a J, doesn't comprehend the concept of "NO FREE PARKING!!!, etc.... Basically a frittata
When you wear that helmet and like those windows you totally look like a plogman.
I'd sooner get plogmaned out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.
I'd sooner get plogmaned out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.
Plogman by Jesus aka Christ July 5, 2012
progmantic
A progmantic is someone who is a romantic at heart but has a realistic view of love and goes about finding it in a pragmantic way, aware that fairytale romances are not readily available these days.
I'm a modern-day Sleeping Beauty, I don't believe Prince Charming will bring me back to life with a kiss (unless he's a first-aid worker); and in my experience the prince turns into a toad when you kiss him rather than the other way around. My idea of being good in bed isn't lying in bed for a hundred years waiting for Prince Charming to ride up on a white horse but I'll be happy if he turns up tomorrow in a convertible with red roses, chocolate and gorgeous stilettoes to take me out to dinner!
I'm a progmantic.
I'm a progmantic.
progmantic by princessetamtam March 23, 2009
ptomaine
Is a rare disease that you get from storing
Open canned corn,
Tuna, ravioli or any cheap canned foods in the refrigerator.
Open canned corn,
Tuna, ravioli or any cheap canned foods in the refrigerator.