psychosematic

A Jewish person involved with the mental health field.

Dr. Goldstein is psychosematic.

by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020

Mob Psycho 100

The best anime in the universe. It is about a middle school kid named Kageyama Shigeo AKA Mob who has psychic powers. He fights spirits epicly under the guidance of Reigen Arataka who is a con artist and underpays Mob. But don't take it the wrong way because he is a really funny character and so is Mob.

Mob is shy and has a hard time talking to girls. He has a crush on this one girl but she isn't important because she doesn't deserve someone as good as Mob.

Sometimes he will reach 100% and awesome stuff happen. Watch at least until episode 3 to see an awesome fight.

It is an action and comedy anime with elements of supernatural and slice of life. It is coming of age so you will see Mob grow as a character. It has the same creator as One Punch Man, named ONE.

Friend: What anime would you recommend?
Me: I recommend Mob Psycho 100, it is the best anime of all time. You should go watch it. Right. Freaking. Now.

by chunga chunga chunga hoo January 28, 2019

Para-Sudoku-Psychosis

An abnormal, trance like state of mind generally attained after prolonged periods of staring at a Suduko that has reached a point
where you are completely unable to prove another number if your life depended on it.

Bob: Hi Sally, I was just wondering if everything was ok? I saw you from accross the cafe and, well to be honest you've been sitting there for
over and hour and you haven't moved a muscle.

Sally: Huh? Bob! oh Bob! Thanks Bob, I must have had a bad case of Para-Sudoku-Psychosis. I get like that sometimes when I get stuck
on a difficult Sudoku.

by gyrfalcon206 April 20, 2013

psychostitute

a psychology professional who will do, or say, anything for money.

"Dr. Phil" McGraw has psychics on his show who pretend they can help you grieve by communicating with your dead loved ones. That dude is a total psychostitute.

by Sheldon W. Helms January 18, 2012

facebook psychosis

1. A condition marked by the use of facebook to the point that it startes interfering with day-to-day functioning. Alongside this may occur a "break with reality" regarding what is real and what isn't on facebook.

2. Lacking judgment regarding how shitty your content is before posting it, but posting it anyway.

3. Using facebook to the point of experiencing delusions of people giving a shit about your life. Up to and including having hallucinations of people giving a shit about your posts and opinions.

Patient is clearly exhibiting symptoms of a bout of facebook psychosis. A heavy dose of no likes and zero attention for a week should set them straight.

by The Tallest Psychologist June 19, 2016

winter psychosis

Affects populations from the northern hemisphere such as Canadians during winter, unusual behaviour that fucks up their outlook and thinking. Even the most normal people become psychos and unpredictable. One wonders why they are behaving like flakes all the way around.

Eg: Most average Canadians go into winter psychosis after Christmas time until the month of May.
Eg: If you are experiencing strange behavioural changes with relatives, co-workers or at school, chances are these people are being affected adversely by this condition.

by hatewinter March 19, 2014

Psychokarmic healing

Easing your mind, resolving your mental issues, improving your life, while also healing your past history and creating s better future; merging the concept of Eastern and Western mental wellness

“I had a great trip to see the Perseid meteor shower at Joshua tree. My whole life and outlook feel better.”

“Sounds like you got psychokarmic healing.”

by Doctor Science May 27, 2019