Pseudocide

Deleting or removing an old screen name or email address.

Closing my AOL account was pseudocide, but at least my ex-girlfriend can no longer find me.

by LAblows April 17, 2009

pseudocider

A person who constantly threatens to commit suicide to get attention while being too scared to actually do it

Ron has been a pseudocider for months. Each time a girl breaks up with him, he says he's going to end it all, but he never does.

by DJMarcusA September 6, 2021

Pseudo-cidal

Pseudo-cidal is a word referencing the over use of the word "suicidal" for individuals who claim they are suicidal when there is no clinical evidence of suicidal thoughts/history/severe depression or when individuals will claim they are suicidal to gain an psychiatric inpatient admission for housing/food, and/or use the statement that they are suicidal when they are drunk/high and retract their suicidality once sober.

1. Dude, I have a court date today and I'm going to go to the hospital for the "pseudo-cidal".

2. This patient displays no evidence of suicidal thoughts or plans and appears to be intoxicated upon eval and expressing "pseudo-cidal" presentation.

by kdawg newhallville October 20, 2011

Pseudochadlite

A man who is in the 5.5 to 7 range in looks who has trouble getting women but has the potential to do so commonly used by incels

Hey that guy right there is a Pseudochadlite

by Forchpork123 May 9, 2022

pseudocide

Faking a death, either yours, someone else’s. It can be a faked suicide or a murder. As long as it’s fake, it’s pseudocide. Also don’t do this, it’s fucked up man, and don’t be like David that one dude who faked his death then pulled up to his own funeral in a fucking HELICOPTER.

Aye bro Jeremy committed pseudocide
OH SHIT HES ALIVE?!?! Imma make sure that bitch dead fr this time.
RONALD NOOO

by LAMBBBB October 11, 2023