provider beard
Facial hair worn by pussified, emasculated cucks who have sacrificed their testicles, wallets and pride to domineering female spouses or significant others in exchange for sex and social acceptance.
Similar in look to the ever popular dad beard, men who sport a provider beard often have one or more of the following traits: a side-parted preppy hairstyle, SJW approved eyeglasses (for the visually impaired) J. Crew polo shirts, Nantucket shorts, Sperry Top-Siders and an aura of feigned happiness.
Similar in look to the ever popular dad beard, men who sport a provider beard often have one or more of the following traits: a side-parted preppy hairstyle, SJW approved eyeglasses (for the visually impaired) J. Crew polo shirts, Nantucket shorts, Sperry Top-Siders and an aura of feigned happiness.
Hey, who is the bearded guy driving the soccer mom SUV? Oh, that’s just your cousin. His provider beard is all that remains of his manhood after his wife made him have a vasectomy.
provider beard by DJtadd May 21, 2021
provider of protein
provider of protein by H slur May 11, 2022
Provider fatigue
The mixture of distant unhappiness, depression and hopelessness felt by men who are being used only for their capacity to provide for their family; sacrificing all of their time, money and effort, and neglecting friends, hobbies and personal hopes and dreams, for virtually nothing in return as this is supposedly "just normal".
"I don't get how he keeps going. He's working two jobs since forever, four kids, never a moment for himself, and then handing over his entire paycheck to that slob wife of his. And from what I hear, she doesn't even put out anymore! I'd have bailed years ago. "
"Oh, you didn't hear? He just filed for divorce. Provider fatigue finally pushed him over the edge."
"Oh, you didn't hear? He just filed for divorce. Provider fatigue finally pushed him over the edge."
Provider fatigue by BFed1967 July 21, 2026
beta provider
A foolish male who works long and hard to financially support a woman who, ultimately, does not love nor respect him and is not sexually attracted to him.
Ned was a idiot for being a beta provider for Becky and for thinking a woman like her ever loved him. She cheated on him and now he's stuck paying alimony, while she rides the alpha cock carousel.
beta provider by Chesc December 9, 2013
Beta Male Provider
The man a woman chooses to fund her life and provide financial security. Typically a man who she feels she can control.
My friend goes to see Tim twice a week before she goes to her night job, and then she goes home to her beta male provider the following morning.
Beta Male Provider by TaboooTV May 23, 2019
unicorn provider
A child care provider who shits rainbows and butterflys.
A child care provider who refuses to acknowledge the real-ness of doing daycare.
Child care providers who believe they are changing the world by wiping asses.
Child care provider who believes they work FOR the parent
A child care provider who refuses to acknowledge the real-ness of doing daycare.
Child care providers who believe they are changing the world by wiping asses.
Child care provider who believes they work FOR the parent
unicorn provider by Mrs Junior Johnson February 28, 2013
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