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United Provinces of America

From the movie "Deathrace: 2000"
Comprising all of North America and several overseas possesions and ruled by a 'Big Brother' type leader known as 'Mr. President.' The only political party in the UPA is known as the 'Bipartisan Party,' and order is maintained by a purple tuxedoed Secret Police.
The flag of the UPA consists of 13 gold and red stripes and small field of white in the upper left hand corner sporting a large gold open hand, as if ordering "halt!" surrounded by two gold lightening bolts.
The dulled and jaded popullace of the UPA gets it's only enjoyment from the annual Cross Country Road Race, aka The Deathrace, in which the various racers score points by running down pedestrians.
"I, your beloved Mr. President, have made the United Provinces of America the greates power on earth!"
by Carl J. Maltese April 18, 2007
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The Provinces

/thee praw-vinse-es/
(proper noun)

An alternate, more informal term for Canada. Derived from the much more common "the States", which is often used to refer to the United States of America
"Hey George, where are ya from?"
"Back in the Provinces in Windsor."
by Joe™ August 1, 2017
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Province

A region of a country or place.
For example, Ireland has four provinces
by JustAnIrishLass March 26, 2016
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Provincetown Root Canal

A sexual act when one homosexual man requests that his homosexual partner remove his dentures for oral sex, and then taking his dentures and sticking them up his own ass while receiving oral sex. The procedure is complete when the dentures are removed from the ass and put back into the mouth.
Dougie grinned with ecstasy as Jimmy pleasured him. Little did Jimmy know he was about to receive the Provincetown Root Canal.
by Shifty Business January 4, 2011
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Province

When a region takes over parts of land
We concured this land now its our province
Yes it is sir
by Kawaii Kiwi May 12, 2019
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dervish province

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Taiwan(Province)

Taiwan is a province of China and the biggest island of China.
Taiwan(province) is the largest island of China and has always been a part of China.
by Vladimir Zelensky February 8, 2023
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