proctometrist

a doctor specializing in vision care for individuals with their head up their ass.

Dude! It's right there, plain English, in front of your face! You need to make an appointment to see your proctometrist.

by cyclopath September 22, 2010

Poston Junior High

If you thought tanacon was a shitshow then you obviously haven’t been to Poston Junior High. This school has drugs underage drinking AND mormons. The students here have a great faculty! This includes: that shark bitch ms. Hoe-ard, Gay ass motherfucker mr. raper, and fuckin mr. clean. More bithces have gotten pregnant here than in your uncles pre owned acura legend.

Tim: I went to Kino today that shit was fucked up
Moby: have you been to poston junior high

by that_one_oot March 15, 2019

three finger proctological exam

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.

This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!

by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009

presto569

A god, worshiped by those only with the highest of intellect.

Have you been watching presto596 lately

Presto569

by The Joseph Stalin May 31, 2018

Cole Preston

The swaggest drummer to ever exist. He’s multi-talented, kind and has cool hair and tattoes. He has a sweatshirt that he wears 24/7. An overall 11/10 person

Cole Preston is swag

by c837y January 29, 2021

Team Prostock

A group of degenerate, retarded, unskilled tradesman who only work Tuesdays thru Wednesdays between the hours of 945am to 1137 am working with only the the least functioning of tools known to man. Stupidity is a common theme. Often getting by on sure luck. Normal lead by a king of the stupid thing they are getting over on everyone.

Team Prostock is at it again, three weeks to install the trim in one room.

Sorry buddy, your stuck with team prostock.

Who did you piss off to get stuck with team prostock

by 7mary3 September 18, 2014

prosopagnosia

A medical term for a disorder that impairs the ability to recognize faces.

People with severe cases of prosopagnosia may even have trouble recognizing family members.

by Mark Whitis June 6, 2004