prostiboots

Boots that are leather, highheeled, and thigh high just like ones found on a prostitute.

She best take off those prostiboots before someone asks her what she charges!

by Munky April 16, 2003

prostitential

the potential that a woman has for becoming a successful prostitute; a measure of how promiscuous a woman is

Gertrude: I can't believe my boyfriend cheated on me with Ophelia last weekend.

Vera: You too? Ophelia slept with Horatio last night!

Emilie: Ophelia sleeps around so much that she could be rich a as a street worker; she has some serious prostitential.

by Reishi December 7, 2010

Postcon

To give your child a chair for Hanukkah.

I postconned my son last year, he got so depressed that his grades fell so low that he wasn't accepted into Harvard.

by I got a Chair December 23, 2008

prostibot

a robot prostitute

"I think there's something funny about that hooker."
"What do you mean?"
"I think she's a robot... a prostitute robot."
"A prostibot?"

by brazz-ma-tazz August 2, 2010

prostihoe

(pros.tee.hoe); noun; a prostihoe is a woman who cannot be distinguished between a prostitute or a whore. Services are most definitely rendered, but whether fees are collected or not is unclear.

1. Bitch please, look at that prostihoe on the corner of Chicago and Lake street.

2. Protihoes for life!

by eron88 February 2, 2014

prostipork

Sausage produced from pigs fed from ground-up prostitutes. This exotic food was invented by a mass murderer in Vancouver, BC, who ran an entertainment venue on his farm known as the Piggy Palace.

Hey baby, how much to take you back to the Piggy Palace and turn you into prostipork?

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 30, 2007

prostimoney

money gained from the work of a prostitute that works for you/ you own

Man 1 "how you payin' for them jordans?"
Man 2 "i got a bill in prostimoney"

by whoIsDisMan? July 6, 2009