Anal prospector

Man or woman searching fellow humans anuses for precious metals or fossils.

Mother: Billy told me yesterday that he is thinking about becaming anal prospector!
Father: Well, good for him.
Mother: I know! At the age of 12 he would be the youngest anal prospector in centuries!

by Nikolai Nietzsche August 6, 2011

Pennsylvania Prospector

When a girl hides a piece of gold deep inside of her vagina, and you use a pickax to get it out.

Police Officer: So how exactly did she die?

Austin: Well, we were doing the Pennsylvania Prospector, and it worked correctly.

Police Officer: Understandable.

by Sloop Loggy Log June 24, 2012

ANAL PROSPECTOR

This is a challenge that is played among male friends. One friend is picked (requires three players) to become the gold mine. This person will have small gold nuggets violently shoved into his anal cavity. The other two players will use plastic sporks (MUST HAVE) in order to excavate as many gold nuggets as they can from the anal crevasse. At the end of 2 minuets the digger with the least gold nuggets will become the next gold mine. The game ends when everyone has been the gold mine at least twice and the person will the most gold nuggets will be deemed the Master Prospector.

Fuck Madden, lets play some anal prospector. Did you here that Jake was became a master prospector after last nights game.

by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020

ironic prospector

The act of slinging your chick around by the butt-hairs, and throwing her out the window. Typically done while shouting Yee Hah! I found gold! Often accompanied by banjo music.

I gave Tamara the ironic prospector Saturday night, and I haven't seen her since...

by Hoogelex September 9, 2006

Dirty Prospector

When a man is having anal sex while wearing a gold dick ring then loses it in the ass of his partner and has to dig it out with his finger.

my boyfriend and I were having anal he bought a dick ring that was too big and he lost it he had to pull a "Dirty Prospector" to get it out of my ass. LOL

by Terriboberry November 24, 2011

Lost Prospector

When you are fingering a girl with your index, middle, and ring finger together while having your pinky finger spread apart from your other fingers downwards. The pinky finger is the lost prospector

last night jane and i got intimate, So gave her the secret weapon, The lost prospector

by mwuahaha January 1, 2009

Rusty Prospector

The action of digging a rusty spoon into a mans ballsack and removing the testicles by scoop

mess with me again and ill give you the rusty prospector

by ARandomPornhubUser June 9, 2018