promoted to customer

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

by slipsheet June 25, 2006

protecteded

Literally just protected, but with the extra "ed".

Don't be shook man's here, you're protecteded.

by CertifiedSucculent September 22, 2017

Protective Custody

Protective custody is the place in county jail where the snitches, child molesters and homosexuals are placed. PC for short. PC punks are what the inmates are called.

Dumbass is now in protective custody because he snitched to the guards about homeboy making pruno.

by ronmetrx1 June 19, 2011

Witness Protection For What

A wise thing some small streamer dude called viper dark or some shit like that said

Person 1: Witness protection for what?!?
Person 2: No one was convicted of anything!!!

by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022

protecc

The highest form of protection, TO SAVE and PROTTECC with just and gentle grace.
Left to right, beginning and end together.

"I'll protecc you from the purge!"

by Umicat May 17, 2017

Pootend

When one pretends to be taking a poo in order to get caught up on social media while also avoiding familial obligations

"He can't help bathe the kids because he's too busy pootending"

by AgeCristini July 1, 2017

protecting-group-free

Having any form of sex without a condom

I went protecting-group-free on her last night.

by Burgi Dunitz December 7, 2010