Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.
The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers.
The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers.
I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.
by cokemidget January 10, 2009
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by progervative January 25, 2009
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by duuby October 26, 2006
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by ProfessorDimes March 11, 2015
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by FUCK YOU CUNTS! April 7, 2021
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uses a hacked chess UCI to cheat at online chess, thus giving
them a highly inflated ELO rating, while skewing legitimate
players ratings. Their internet ELO rating is usually well
over the master level of 2200, even though their real world,
Over The Board (OTB) rating is typically below 1400.
By cheating unknown individuals over the internet anonymously, proggers give themselves a false sense of accomplishment and gratification. They are selfish losers who only care about winning at any and all costs.
uses a hacked chess UCI to cheat at online chess, thus giving
them a highly inflated ELO rating, while skewing legitimate
players ratings. Their internet ELO rating is usually well
over the master level of 2200, even though their real world,
Over The Board (OTB) rating is typically below 1400.
By cheating unknown individuals over the internet anonymously, proggers give themselves a false sense of accomplishment and gratification. They are selfish losers who only care about winning at any and all costs.
Damn it! That little fucking chess progger checkmated me again in under 30 moves and in only two minutes, twenty seconds (five minute clocks).
by V0n December 2, 2011
Get the chess progger mug.A pronger is a complete failure and loser in every capacity. A pronger has a failed career, no money, and is usually a male with no libido left. A pronger cannot get laid and usually lives in a run down neighborhood with his parents. It truly describes the ultimate loser.
The guy did not make his rent payment this month. He is a complete "pronger"
or do your homework because you do not want to be a complete pronger when you grow up.
or do your homework because you do not want to be a complete pronger when you grow up.
by Scuba Steve the baldy January 6, 2008
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