pronger

Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers.

I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.

by cokemidget January 10, 2009

Proner

When a professional's skills induce a brain boner.

"I just watched this and it gave me the biggest Proner!"

"That performance gave me the biggest Proner I've had in years."

"They're so talented the whole room probably shared a Proner"

by BrothaMugen July 4, 2014

prongered

A sudden unexplained departure. Due to Chris Pronger leaving Edmonton less than a week after the finals.

Dude, that chick prongered on me. What a shame.

by duuby October 26, 2006

pronger

A pronger is a complete failure and loser in every capacity. A pronger has a failed career, no money, and is usually a male with no libido left. A pronger cannot get laid and usually lives in a run down neighborhood with his parents. It truly describes the ultimate loser.

The guy did not make his rent payment this month. He is a complete "pronger"

or do your homework because you do not want to be a complete pronger when you grow up.

by Scuba Steve the baldy January 6, 2008

Pronger

Pronger - (v) the art of stealing something of sentimental value from someone so they can't enjoy it.
Also used "Prongered" "Prongering"

Hey, isn't that Stanley's favorite cup over there? I've always wanted that cup. i'm going to go Pronger it before anyone notices.

by Lindros97 June 12, 2010

ponzer

A man who fatisizes about midgets

my friend is a ponzer. He wants to have a sexual encounter with little people

by Frank dan September 26, 2007

Proner

This a prolapsed erection. Usually caused by using male enhancement drugs irresponsibly.

Taking viagra gave me a proner, I had to have corrective surgery.

by EWS1984 November 5, 2020