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Short for Promographic...

The office friendly version of Pornographic, that allows you to converse with colleagues about porn, without arising anyones suspicions as to your topic of conversation.
John - "Hey, Mikes downloaded some new promo, you want a copy?"

Jay - "Not if it's like that last shit he had, dudes ain't my thing!"
Promo by Cream DJ March 13, 2009
A homosexual who promotes their sexuality to everyone else.
"I'm queer and I'm here!"

"Dude, no sense being a promo, the wrist thing suffices."
promo by Boris Skoorb March 21, 2007
A person who is promiscuous. If you do not know what promiscuous means, it basically means to not be very picky over who you sleep with. Also known as being easy. A promo has a higher probability of having HIV or a STD.
Sara is a promo...she went home with that guy last night.
Promo by speed_racer July 2, 2006
The moustache you get after drinking a protein shake, similar to a milk moustache.
(friend finishes drinking protein shake) 'Mate, you've got a bit of a promo'
promo by thedevilicious November 29, 2015
The opposite of FOMO (Fear of Missing Out). It's Pride in Missing Out. It indicates a type of virtue signalling, a misplace pride. As in, I have never seen an episode of Game of Thrones when you know you're talking to people who love the show.
That young lady suffers from serious PROMO; she declares that she's never seen one of the Star Wars movies.
Promo by J-stroke April 14, 2019
Promo means promise.
I mean I’ll try but no promo.
Das a promo 100p.
Promo by Big flicks January 3, 2020
- a collection of 3 or more Rennies gathered in one place between the hours of 10am and 6pm
Yeah there was a Promo at the harvest festival and pride last year.
Promo by momo$$ June 11, 2022
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