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Prometheus

Throat-rape resulting in pregnancy.
I am gonna prometheus you and put a baby squid in your belly.
by PrometheusMe June 27, 2012
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Prometheuslol

A person who is completely deranged and brushes their teeth to wake themselves out
You're so crazy.. such a Prometheuslol
by NoSenseLifeLine January 3, 2022
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Prometheus

The nose of Galassi. It has it's own brain and thinks for itself. One half of the reason that Galassi is so smart. Prometheus has a chance to rule the world someday.
Also a Greek God, but who cares. Prometheus is Galassi's nose.
by Definition Man of FP March 5, 2007
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PrometheusMax

The most PRO and HOT guy with Big PP that you can see in your life. The Titan Prometheus from the Greek mythology was called by him. Olny his name is prohibited in twenty-three countries same like traveling for PtitCouse. Millionaire, philanthropist-
Are you with out job ? Change it, change your life and be successful like PrometheusMax33. You can do it.
by fans of jackie chan March 31, 2021
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prometheus

When your grandmother puts a ziploc bag around your sphincter and proceeds to squeeze your sides and squeeze your nuts. You release fecal matter in to the bag, and shoot jizz on her face; she quickly closes it and takes it to the neighbors to feed it to their cat Rodriguez.
Frederickson: "What up dude?

Goldleaf: "Not nothin' my MeeMaw just gave a me a Prometheus."

Frederickson: "Fuckin A, you da man."
by Kelan Watkins December 4, 2007
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The Prometheus Theory

Theory, The Prometheus Pro•me•theus The•or•y
Noun Adv. (Prom-thyüs thE-rE)

1 The philosophy that helping others brings torture and pain.

2 In party with Sod’s Law, in that everything that goes wrong has been caused by the Prometheus Theory.

3 The epitome of the unfairness of life.
1 Beggar: Money, Sir?
Man in Suit: Sorry... Prometheus Theory.

2 Man: Why did that anvil fall from the sky.
Man 2: Sod's Law?
Man 3: Naw, the Prometheus Theory.

3 Man: I got fired today.
Woman: Well, thats not good, I just went grocery shopping.
(Lights go out)
Man: Oh, so we can't... pay the bills?
Woman: Thats about the gist of it.
by Lord Shawn September 25, 2005
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Prometheus Effect

A refusal to trust that something, i.e. a film, that looks promising will in any way live up to that promise, and a persistent belief that it will, in fact, totally suck. Based on the sharp discrepancy between the heightened anticipation for Ridley Scott's "Prometheus" based largely on thrilling trailers, and the joyless experience of watching the disjointed, nonsensical & pretentious film.
"I gotta admit that the most recent trailer for "Alien: Covenant" looks kinda cool, but I refuse to get my hopes up and be excited for anything anymore--total "Prometheus Effect".
by meerkat67 March 4, 2017
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