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5 points of success

(as far as i know this started with bart and geo from the youtube channel justkiddingnews)

this are 5 areas that get kissed on the face

1st is the left cheek -> 2nd is the forehead -> 3rd is the right cheek -> 4th is the chin -> 5th is the lips

Bart and geo use this as a way to solve their arguments. when they get into a fight they work it out and then end with the 5 points in order to make sure that both partners have cooled down and the argument has been resolved for both parties. if one refuse then the argument must be worked out further as one of the partners is still somewhat upset. this works because imagine kissing someone when your mad at them right after an argument....it would be hard to do so, right? but if the argument has been fixed well then both people should come out feeling better as they were able to get out their emotions and feelings while still fixing the situation that caused the argument. if both people feel well then they both wouldn't mind doing the 5 points.
bart and geo use the 5 points of success to end their arguments
by jkfam July 13, 2016
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3 points

Jamaican synonym for one’s life
nah mek dem tek weh my 3 points
mi 3 points nuh go so easy
by bumbumtheestallion May 6, 2019
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niggy points

Artificial currency awarded to white people for virtue signalling on behalf of black people.
Person #1: Dear fellow white people, stop calling the police on Black People just for committing crimes!

Perosn #2: Congrarulations! 10 niggy points have been credited to your account.
by Chad Thunderc0ck November 30, 2018
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Social Points

Points you score when initiating a conversation with a group of people to whom you feel an irrational connection with
I'm gonna go over there and ask Ricardo about senior classes just to score some Social Points
by -quietplease- April 12, 2010
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the four points

When having sex with a person with a colostomy or ileostomy bag. Additionally the three “natural” holes must be filled. These include oral, anal, and vaginal. So hitting “the four points” would be oral, anal, vaginal and ostomy (either colostomy or ileostomy).
Dude last night. I was with a girl and hit the four points!
by The Doctor of NY November 5, 2020
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till points

Slang for cash or money. (till being synonymous to cash register)
I went to the store to get a case of beer but I was low on till points so I had to settle for a six pack.

My friends didn't want to sponsor my till pointless ass, so I got left out of the mission.
by Brf June 19, 2006
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Microsoft Points

The currency created by Microsoft for when they take over the world.
"Hey you can't use those Euro's in here!"
"Huh?"
"We only accept Microsoft Points!"
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