Troglodyte

The kind of person that makes you wonder why humans aren't extinct yet.

Goddamn it Ron, why can't you just figure the fuck out how to play Hungry Hungry Hippos already you troglodyte.

by golira_the_first January 21, 2019

Troglodyte

People who touch the screen of the apple computer in the uni library even though they’re not touchscreen

Which troglodyte has put their greasy fingers all over the fkin screen

by Troglodyte Hunter December 9, 2019

Troglodyte Salad

A build up of miscellaneous dingleberries, typically found around the anus.

After days of improper hygiene, John had Troglodyte Salad stuck in his ass hairs.

by One Two February 6, 2008

ESPN Troglodyte

A person, typically male and characterized by a low IQ, obsession with sports and a macho or jockish demeanor. The typical ESPN Troglodyte feels an almost primal need to watch hopelessly repetitive ESPN offerings such as Sportscenter. These people subscribe to the ESPN orthodoxy that any and all material displayed on ESPN with the exception of watching an actual game in progress is supremely relevant. These people tend not to understand that most of this material is in effect filler used to fill the void between tidbits of potentially interesting professional sport related news. Any unexpected break in viewing (for instance, changing the channel or momentarily blocking the screen by walking between it and the viewer) will cause the ESPN Troglodyte great discomfort and on occasion will cause the ESPN Troglodyte to lash out verbally or physically.

I went to the gym today, All three TVs were showing Sportscenter. I decided to protect my mind from being turned to mush by changing one to the Science Channel. As soon as I did an ESPN Troglodyte began heaping his abuse on me demanding that I change it back. WTF?

by uuth October 22, 2010

Sproglodyte

A child so terrible that it must have been raised in the underworld

a cross between sprog and troglodyte

that Sproglodyte you call a son has dressed my cat in a Barbie costume!

by Skerries December 9, 2008

troglodyte

A person considered to be reclusive, reactionary, out of date, or brutish.

You're such a troglodyte you probably think Milli Vanilli is actually singing!

by VW October 23, 2003

Troglodyte

1). A cave-dweller, someone who lives in a cave.

2). Insult used by Captain Haddock from the Tintin series.

1). Don't go in that cave! You might get attacked by the Troglodyte!

2). Blistering Barnacles Tintin! That Yeti was a right old Troglodyte!

by Tunnel Boy! March 9, 2008