Millennial Promotion

When you get more responsibility at work but no raise.

Person 1- "Oh wow Daves the supervisor now"

Person 2- "Yeah but he still makes the same as us"

Person 1- " Ha, looks like he got a millennial promotion"

by Shmavery December 10, 2018

trine promotion

trine promotion - when someone is fired, or reassigned, but it is spun as a promotion to anyone outside the organization.

Jon was given a trine promotion from director of maintainance to grounds superintendent.

After a few losing seasons, Bob was trine promoted to assistant athletic director.

by Nospinner November 16, 2011

Promotion Boner

The pyschological attitude when one is in the position to be promoted over equally qualified peers. Symptoms include Premature respnosibilities and unwarranted aurhortive attitude.

Wow Jen, have you noticed Barry has had a promotion boner since Brian quit?

Jerry can't fit under the desk with his promotion boner.

Matt just announced his two weeks. You should probably shield your promotion boner.

by Rerry Hawkinson July 1, 2009

progmitious

a strong hatred towards june.

person one: why do you hate june so much?
person two: i’m just very progmitious.

by janna gavarrow June 21, 2022

Promod

Any car that is faster than your current car. Promod is a common excuse owners of slower vehicles use to justify their cars inadequacies, compared to others.

“Did you see how fast Jared’s car went?” “Who cares, it’s a promod.”

by TTmustanggappedu May 22, 2019

Progonmar

The official family last name
Members of the family : Joey, Nia, Four and Rivvy

Have you met progonmar family yet?!

They’re the coolest family ever!

by Oceuhhhhhaeannnuhhh October 8, 2020

proglodyte

(accurate) term of abuse/contempt/description for an unthinkingly reflexive and personally unpleasant leftist shit-thrower. A diagnostic term, to distinguish the over-medicated NPR-listener, the slobbering burn-out druggie, the perpetual undergraduate, and other leftist menagerie members from their most vocal exemplar.

That LVQ is such a fucking proglodyte, he thinks mass-murder is a small price to pay for carbon offsets.

Goddamned proglodyte motherfuckers trashed campus GOP offices, then bitched about police brutality when they got busted.

by NightMarket April 23, 2011