fab poffer

Someone who is on a popular dating site and a popular swingers site because they can't make their mind up if they want a cuddle or anal

She's a fab poffer she's after a one night stand with no fun!

by The only boyo February 27, 2017

proffelcher

One who drinks anything that a pseudo-intellectual professor spews forth from his anus.

Ward Churchill is a great thinker! I trust that he really is dialed in on reality because everything that he says of does is based in fact.
1. He is an American Indian
2. He was a spec-op shadow warrior in Viet Nam
3. He actually earned his degrees.
4. He never plagiarizes others work

by Greg West March 13, 2005

proffed

Acquired, as in the 'acquisition of military resources', or, as is more than likely the case, - stolen.

He proffed, when he found the item unattended.

by Donkey Walloper July 22, 2016

poffers

The rejected males (possibly females?) of POF (plentyoffish.com)

Monica: People I've gone out with and rejected of plenty of fish. Dave, Robby, Rob, Myke, Peter and Paul the perverts and many, many more. What poffers

by misskittykool September 28, 2009

proffesional musician

A proffesional musician is someone who is extremely proficiant at playing a certian instrument, and does it for a living. Now, someone who is trying to become a proffesional musician is really just someone who is about to become homless (it's the harsh reallity).

I am someone who wants to be a proffesional musician so it's ok that I am making fun of them.

Boy oh boy, there's another attempt at a proffesional musician. I wish he would just give up.

HOLY BANANAS, that wooly mamoth has to be the best proffesional musician in the world! I mean who else could play the trombone like that?!

by Piece_Of_Shit_Musician October 1, 2017

proofer

A person who ruins events by feeling the need to record/stream every little fucking thing. you can not simply drink and loosen up and have fun anymore as they will record and broadcast anything that happens and it will follow you online forever.

we were drunk dancing when that proofer ashley decided go stream it live to facebook and everyone stopped

by delber January 5, 2018

pooffer

One who smokes weed all day. Another word for a pot head..

Hey pooffer where's your weed?

by hillbillie deluxe May 28, 2010