Procurer

A nice way of saying pimp ; a person who obtains people to act as prostitutes

"Did your...procurer...hit you?"
"My what?"
"Your...pimp?"

by Junet February 20, 2009

Procremation

The view that burial is a waste of space.

Son: Dad, where would you like to be buried?
Dad: I believe in procremation, son, so scatter me over the sea.

by jozi07 October 6, 2010

procreation station

The place where you bring girls to get some action. Should be someplace like the couch in your basement or the back seat or your car.

Guy 1: hey man you taking a trip to the station tonight?

Guy 2: yeah man im pulling in at 8 sharp. this chick is wicked hot dude!

Guy 1: nice how far you going?

Guy 2: its called the procreation station. im going for a homerun tonight!

by cheese16 October 10, 2011

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

What you say when people ask you what you're into

Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?

Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

by mr.snruB October 8, 2010

procreate

1. a colloquial term used in place of the scientific description"fuck"

2. someone in favor of alternative building materials.

People on public buses are very interested in procreating.

Ted: I wanted to procreate with insert name; she had a really large ass and I thought we were meant to be.

Oh procreate! I totally forgot to bring my English essay!

2. The debate between the pro-crete activists and the con-crete activists is intensifying.

by draconlord November 26, 2010

Procreator's remorse

The sense of regret after having children. It may stem from fear of making the wrong choice, guilt over extravagance, or a suspicion of having been overly influenced by friends, parents, or a partner.

Jim was on the fence about having children and once he did he was struck with a bad case of procreator's remorse.

by Ligonier March 20, 2013

procreastination

procreating for the sake of procrastination.

or

having sex to avoid doing work

procreastination - myself and my wife both had to write reports for work at the weekend, but they were boring so we procreastinated all afternoon instead.

by simonzephyr August 26, 2012