by Justin Jeffery McCulloch April 11, 2011
Man I have this book report due but it's ok if I procrasturbate first, now I have to come up with some bull-shit excuse to tell my teacher.
by Shaunquavious March 19, 2010
by John Jacob Jingle Heimerschmit October 6, 2009
by flakey ass February 26, 2009
pro·cras·tur·bate.
Verb.
Procrasturbating is the act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.
To put off or to defer work or responsibility with a quick hand-shandy.
Sometimes referred to as a procrasti-wank.
Verb.
Procrasturbating is the act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.
To put off or to defer work or responsibility with a quick hand-shandy.
Sometimes referred to as a procrasti-wank.
by TMurray88 April 24, 2011
The act of pleasuring oneself (aka "knock one out") in order to avoid a dull or arduous task.
It's possibly a more heath concious version of procrastineating. :o)
It's possibly a more heath concious version of procrastineating. :o)
Dave: Have you finished that report you have been working on?
John: Sorry, I have been procrasturbating all day.
Dave: Man, all you ever do is procrasturbate. I bet your old fella looks like a Walnut Whip?
John: Yeah, it smarts a bit too.
John: Sorry, I have been procrasturbating all day.
Dave: Man, all you ever do is procrasturbate. I bet your old fella looks like a Walnut Whip?
John: Yeah, it smarts a bit too.
by InspoAdam June 15, 2011
When you get stressed about having alot of work and just masturbate instead of getting anything done
"Yo have you started your essay?"
"Nah man, I've been procrasturbating"
"I have alot of homework to do tonight, I'm probably going to break down and procrasturbate"
"Nah man, I've been procrasturbating"
"I have alot of homework to do tonight, I'm probably going to break down and procrasturbate"
by McEwenC February 16, 2010