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Procrastapeed

The urge to pee in the middle of the night, but you are too lazy or tired to get up and use the bathroom, thus keeping you half awake and robbing you of good sleep.
I procrastapeed from 3am, til 5 am when I finally went to the bathroom and then slept soundly till 9am.
by BMWBiker September 2, 2014
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procrastomasochism

a rare psychological disorder in which people take pleasure in leaving their homework to the last minute. in especially deviant cases, people may actually become sexually aroused by the stress from leaving hw to the last minute. the onset of the disorder is usually in middle school although it may develop in college years as well. may be comorbid with ADD.
Billy was up all night writing a twenty page research paper. He told me he felt great the next morning.

"Mistress procrastination didn't hit me hard enough. I wish it would have been a thirty page paper."

I said, "You know Billy, you really have a serious case of procrastomasochism."

He nodded with a sick grin on his face and told me about how much reading he had to do for his test tomorrow morning.
by neffademic May 4, 2009
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Procrastasaviling

Procrastasaviling is a form of procrastination whereby an individual or group delay the performance of a task due to a slightly sick obsession with the late Sir Jimmy Savile. Procrastasaviling may often involve browsing videos and photos of Sir Jimmy and the creation of photo memes or remixes of traditional songs with a Savile theme. Procrastasaviling is frowned upon by the majority of the population and is becoming regarded as indicative of serious psychological conditions. Nevertheless it remains endemic among University students.
Jimmy spent all day procrastasaviling, he seriously needs some help!
by Sir Jimmee November 11, 2012
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Procrastabuddy

someone you talk to only when you procrastinate. like a fuck buddy but for homework laziness.
"Bother me. I'm bored." - Jake

"No, go do your essay. I'm not gonna be your procrastabuddy" -Ann
by Jake longwell October 6, 2009
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procrastaborter

A woman that procrastinates an abortion so long that she must go full term with her pregnancy.
That kid sure is lucky that his mom was Procrastaborter or he would not be here today.
by DeReese May 15, 2014
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procrastachatting

When you are online (on a site such as Facebook), and you avoid doing work by, you guessed it, chatting!
I had a term paper to do last night, but I spent the time procrastachatting :)
by Lady Diamond March 26, 2010
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procrastaeating

to eat or drink, in order to put off doing whatever it is you're avoiding.
I'm not even that hungry, I'm just procrastaeating
by cakecakecake May 16, 2010
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