The urge to pee in the middle of the night, but you are too lazy or tired to get up and use the bathroom, thus keeping you half awake and robbing you of good sleep.
I procrastapeed from 3am, til 5 am when I finally went to the bathroom and then slept soundly till 9am.
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Get the Procrastapeed mug.a rare psychological disorder in which people take pleasure in leaving their homework to the last minute. in especially deviant cases, people may actually become sexually aroused by the stress from leaving hw to the last minute. the onset of the disorder is usually in middle school although it may develop in college years as well. may be comorbid with ADD.
Billy was up all night writing a twenty page research paper. He told me he felt great the next morning.
"Mistress procrastination didn't hit me hard enough. I wish it would have been a thirty page paper."
I said, "You know Billy, you really have a serious case of procrastomasochism."
He nodded with a sick grin on his face and told me about how much reading he had to do for his test tomorrow morning.
"Mistress procrastination didn't hit me hard enough. I wish it would have been a thirty page paper."
I said, "You know Billy, you really have a serious case of procrastomasochism."
He nodded with a sick grin on his face and told me about how much reading he had to do for his test tomorrow morning.
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Procrastasaviling is a form of procrastination whereby an individual or group delay the performance of a task due to a slightly sick obsession with the late Sir Jimmy Savile. Procrastasaviling may often involve browsing videos and photos of Sir Jimmy and the creation of photo memes or remixes of traditional songs with a Savile theme. Procrastasaviling is frowned upon by the majority of the population and is becoming regarded as indicative of serious psychological conditions. Nevertheless it remains endemic among University students.
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