Procrasterbation

When you spank the monkey to avoid doing real work.

God I really don't want to write this paper..

Procrasterbation is always a good alternative.

by BruthaDahkness April 12, 2011

procrasturbation

Masturbating to avoid doing work.

No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.

by Eric April 15, 2003

procrasturbation

procrastinating by masturbating!

I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated.

by kwang June 4, 2003

procrasterbate

Putting off homework or other important activities in order to masturbate.

I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!

by Gary March 19, 2005

procrasturbate

to masturbate when you should be doing something more constructive.

I should have been doing laundry but I decided to procrasturbate all day instead.

by IAmLanky January 18, 2009

Procrastertainment

Opting for an amusing, time-wasting activity in lieu of completing the fundamental task at hand.

going on facebook instead of browsing business emails is a form of procrastertainment. as is deviating from online research in order to watch youtube videos, and texting friends instead of making the important call.

by Verc July 22, 2009

procrasterbating

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating.

1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!

2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'

by Danp February 1, 2007