probie

A new worker, or a newbie.

in NCIS, Tony always calls McGee a probie because Tony is a senior field agent and McGee is a junior field agent.

by beatlefan156 July 29, 2009

Bob Probert

Generally regarded as the toughest fighter in the history of the National Hockey League. As notorious for his off-ice problems with alcohol and cocaine, and subsequent legal problems, as his on-ice beligerence

Bob Probert led the league with 398 penalty minutes.

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

Probing The Moon

Anal Sex, basically... When you moon someone you show your butt, when you probe something you usually stick something in a hole... So it makes sense.

Hey, I was probing the moon last night with this chick when she farted... I then orgasmed. It... Was... Awesome!!!!

by the shit hits the fan May 2, 2009

rectal probing

A simple procedure execute by curious aliens or doctors to examine the lower rectum and other internal organs of a person/animal. They (gently) insert a tool, tentacle or finger into your anus. This allows them to feel your interior and explore it.

This procedure can be considerated a bit invasive by some people.

Kang: My name is Kang, and this is my sister, Kodos.
Kodos: Hello.
Homer: I suppose you wanna probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
(The Simpsons - S8E1: Treehouse of Horror VII)

by Arcem___S_V June 15, 2020

probied

When a man is made to do something he does not want to do by his wife.

me: "yo man you watching the heat game?"
friend: "nah man, im stuck watching Y&R"
me: "aw man you got probied!"

me: "yo u wanna get some beers later?"
friend: "can't dude, going to bed bath and beyond then mowing the lawn"
me: "man you got probied again?"

by notproby June 16, 2013

proboredination

A mixture between procrastination and boredom. Usually occurs on the very last day of the weekend when you're wittling away your homework hours surfing the internet.

See borecrastinadom.

A girl was once typing drunkenly in IRC, and when asked why she simply replied, "It's the side-effects of proboredination."

by adnerb November 1, 2004

probie

-Noun informal Proh-bee

Somebody on their probationary period.
Probationer, Probinator, Probus Maximus

(Origin - 2007 Reef Casino)

Best used in moments of stupidy
(e.g 'your such a probie Tristan')
(e.g 'Ohh Probe it up a notch')
(e.g 'you are the probiest prober this once probie ever did see')

by Nickwhite777 January 13, 2008