Pro-vaxxer

Someone with common sense who knows that Facebook mom groups don’t give accurate information

Someone who is pro-vaxx chooses not to believe in pseudo-science made by people who enjoy killing their kids
Sam: Vanessa used to be an Anti-vaxxer until her daughter died of measles. Now she’s is a pro-vaxxer

James: all smart people are pro-vaxxers, I’m so glad she saw the light because her neighbor has cancer that ruined her immune system and she’d be dead if she got measles.

Sam: Anti-vaxxers don’t care about the general public anyway.
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Pro-vaxxer

Someone who believes in the scientific consensus, provided by studies completed by scientists worldwide. Someone who follows the recommendations taken from these studies put forth by the CDC, WHO, and other respective organizations. They are ridiculed and mocked by those who have stopped vaccinating who don’t have the understanding to interpret these recommendations, are willfully ignorant of these recommendations, or believe there is a giant worldwide conspiracy that big pHarma is out to poison their children.
A pro-vaxxer recently joined an anti-vax group, and was told she is poisoning and damaging her child.
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Someone who believes scientific research over someone who has searched on Google for two hours
I am a pro-vaxxer, unlike my anti-vaxxer cousin, whose children won't make it past 5 years-old.
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A person who believes in modern medicine to help prevent millions of people from dying each year.

A person who knows not to ask advice about vaccines, and other medical procedures, from a bunch of uneducated strangers on a computer.
They will seek to talk to a healthcare professional instead.

A person who doesn't try to scam people with their expensive and useless essential oils, diluted homeopathic unicorn tears and multiple gofundme accounts.

A person with infinite patience when dealing with anti-vaxxer and their regurgitated fake news articles and biased studies.

A person who knows coffee is a drink and not enema material.
A person who knows that urine is a waste product and should be flushed and not drunk.
A person who doesn't see people with autism as 'damaged and injured'.
Johnno is a pro-vaxxer. He loves his kids and so he gets them vaccinated. Be like Johnno.
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Someone who recognises and understands the benefits of their children not dying from preventable diseases.
My child didn't die from measles, because I am a pro-vaxxer and vaccinated my children.
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A scientifically literate person who vaccinates themselves, their family and any pets they may have so that they may remain healthy.
Sally is a pro-vaxxer, so she got her flu shot every fall.
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A useful mug who shills for pharmaceutical companies to have trillions of dollars in profit, claiming they are pro-science, while simultaneously having never read a single vaccine study.

A pro-vaxxer thinks that people who question vaccines are "killing their grandma", or "baby killers", or "science deniers", while conveniently forgetting that vaccines contain aborted fetus cells, formaldehyde, synthetic genetic material, vaccines are literally designed to harm (and thus cannot be classified as medicine), and many many people have died within hours of having a vaccine, but no-one has ever died as a direct consequence of refusing to be injected with formaldehyde.

Pro-vaxxers like to make the argument that you'd use a seatbelt in a car because it saves lives, while totally ignoring the obvious point that car makers are legally liable to make the car and seatbelt safe, whereas vaccine companies are legally exempt from making their product safe.

Pro-vaxxers simply like to feel morally superior to people that actually think for themselves, so they construct an advanced playlist of logical fallacies that they trot out to avoid being caught.

"You're an idiot" - ad hominem
"You're a science denier" - hypocrisy, appeal to science (fallacious because the science doesn't support pro-vaxxers)
"So you like killing babies?" - red herring
"You're literally a flat-earther!" - non-sequitur masquerading as an ad hominem
"Did you hear that the new Pfizer vaccine killed that doctor in Miami-Dade?"
"Nah, it was just coincidence that he had never had any major health issues, then died 24 hours after being injected. Total coincidence."
"So you're a pro-vaxxer then?"

"I wonder why pharmaceutical companies are legally exempt from making their product safe?"
"That's because it would cost too much."
"Didn't stop the car companies from being legally liable when they made that claim. Are you a pro-vaxxer?"

"Did you get your flu shot?"
"You know that in the over-50s the flu shot made you more likely to catch the same flu you were just vaccinated for?"
"You're a science denier, vaccines are SAFE! They WORK."
"So you haven't read Flannery 2020 that's listed on the CDC website? I'm guessing you're a pro-vaxxer."
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