Prussian Wank

When you wank to the pace of a march, such as Preussens Gloria, with precise and measured strokes. You may only fire once your officer orders you to.

I just had a prussian wank to Königgrätzer Marsch with the rest of the Aspergers' Group!

by anonymous April 10, 2020

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Prussian doge

the 🅱️russian overlord of instargram, chairman of the nepalese communist party, sends him enemies to plant potatoes in the himalayas.

a: your mom gay
b: prussian doge
(a dies)
long live the 🅱️russian doge

by kim_samsung December 15, 2020

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Prisstian • Pristiano Penaldo • PISSTIAN • Pisstiano Fraudnaldo • prussian blue • pristine • priestiality • pristin • Crisstian • Priesting

The official religion of anyone worshiping the amazing Darren Criss. The members of this religion must have joined around the year 2009, with the release of A Very Potter Musical. They frown upon people who only love Criss through Glee. The religion is quickly growing and encompassing such websites as Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, YouTube, and Myspace.

"I was feeling really down, so I watched some AVPM."

"Nothing like some good Crisstian worship to make you feel better.

by A Fellow Crisstian November 23, 2010

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pisstang

That zesty taste when you have oral sex after a night out, maybe a hint of urine on the tongue. Imagine putting your tongue on a battery.

Cyanide Dave loves the pisstang from that sweaty twat

by Eddy loves God January 31, 2015

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pristin

PRISTIN (프리스틴) is a ten-member girl group under Pledis Entertainment. They officially debuted on March 21, 2017 with the release of their first mini-album Hi! PRISTIN. Their name is a combination of the words 'Prismatic' and 'Elastin'.
Pristin Members
Kyulkyung
Nayoung
Rena
Kyla
Siyeon
Yuha
Seungyeon
Eunwoo
Roa
Yehana

“Sound out! We are PRISTIN!”
—PRISTIN

by pledisgirlz March 31, 2017

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PISSTIAN

A New Zealand based Canadian that Values selling himself to society as a wealthy and trendy character. These enigmatic species tend to have intellectual disorders and struggle to socialise with Aerodynamic Figures. They tend to develop neurons through inquiry learning. Valuing social media and Kiwifruit Peelers to provoke their hormones.

"PISSTIAN! stop turning off the lights" or "PISSTIAN! get of your phone" The classroom screams? He tends to ignore and repeat his antics daily.

by anonymous March 7, 2021

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