The pussy of our ancestors. Similar to Asian pussy, but tastes more similar to brontosaurus meat than cat meat.
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by Nicaragua57 November 11, 2010
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Lineup on the album consists of:
1. Clusterfuck
2. Funeral Crashing Tonight
3. I've Been So Mad Latelu
4. DICKTatorship
5. Classic Asshole
6. Decapitated
7. Dead Dogs
8. I Left My Flannel in Seattle
9. I'm Ugly and I don't know why
10. The Grindcore Song
11. Primitive Enema
12. I Left My Gun In San Fransisco
13. Shutup
14. Ten Seconds of Heaven
15. Yesterday
16. Ode to Dickhead
17. Pink Gun
18. Blind
Lineup on the album consists of:
1. Clusterfuck
2. Funeral Crashing Tonight
3. I've Been So Mad Latelu
4. DICKTatorship
5. Classic Asshole
6. Decapitated
7. Dead Dogs
8. I Left My Flannel in Seattle
9. I'm Ugly and I don't know why
10. The Grindcore Song
11. Primitive Enema
12. I Left My Gun In San Fransisco
13. Shutup
14. Ten Seconds of Heaven
15. Yesterday
16. Ode to Dickhead
17. Pink Gun
18. Blind
by DieHippieDie November 27, 2007
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The fart routinely used by cave dwellers to smoke out a saber tooth tiger. It's believed to be caused by the horrific combination of digesting tusk marrow and rat carcasses.
After two chorizo tacos and three bowls of northern beans, the harbor master ripped a primitive fart killing his first mate on contact.
by Texas Bill December 15, 2015
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by Primitive-Science October 21, 2009
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a) to ejaculate prematurely,
b) to perform in a pedestrian manner,
c) to use gratuitious hats.
a) to ejaculate prematurely,
b) to perform in a pedestrian manner,
c) to use gratuitious hats.
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