a person who enjoys the hackery spewed out by Kevin J Anderson (The Hack) and Brian Herbert (the Other Guy).
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Getting drunk by yourself before going to a social function. The social function in question is usually dry or full of people not as drunk as the pretard (not yet, anyway). Pretardation is marked by shame and embarassment often confused with being the life of the party.
Jeff figured there wouldn't be much drinking at his neice's birthday party, so he got pretarded at home.
by Captain Nadwick October 2, 2006
Get the pretarded mug.The state of being neither fully flaccid nor fully erect in the male penis. Most often used in the sense of moving towards an erection rather than loosing one.
Semi-erect penis - not yet suitable for entry into the female vagina or male anus, but suitable (and some would say preferably) erect for the purpose of fellatio.
Not to be confused with limp cock or impotence - a prehardon is thestage before the hardon or erection occurs.
Semi-erect penis - not yet suitable for entry into the female vagina or male anus, but suitable (and some would say preferably) erect for the purpose of fellatio.
Not to be confused with limp cock or impotence - a prehardon is thestage before the hardon or erection occurs.
I had a prehardon all night knowing that he was going to take me to his place and fuck my arse all night.
She kept flashing her tits at me and I either had a hardon or prehardon all night.
See also hardon.
She kept flashing her tits at me and I either had a hardon or prehardon all night.
See also hardon.
by Bangass July 23, 2008
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Get the pretard mug.1. Pretard (noun) Any individual whose normal intelligence ratio appears to be dropping at an advanced rate.
2. Pretarded (adj) A descriptive word meaning to exhibit the natures and evidences of one classified as a pretard.
2. Pretarded (adj) A descriptive word meaning to exhibit the natures and evidences of one classified as a pretard.
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A stupid kid, ages 9-12 on xbox live or any other online gaming service. They swear a lot but don't know what the word they just said means 85% percent of the time. They scream like hell, think they are cool when really they are just douche bags. They NEVER shut up, especially in the halo pre and post games, during that time they are annoying as hell unless your a troll.
Believe it or not, i actually partied up with this one pretard who didn't even know how to boot me off his party.
A stupid kid, ages 9-12 on xbox live or any other online gaming service. They swear a lot but don't know what the word they just said means 85% percent of the time. They scream like hell, think they are cool when really they are just douche bags. They NEVER shut up, especially in the halo pre and post games, during that time they are annoying as hell unless your a troll.
Believe it or not, i actually partied up with this one pretard who didn't even know how to boot me off his party.
(at pre-game)
pretard: HELLO FUCKERS WHATS UP!!!!!!!!!!!
regular gamer: hello
pretard: HELLO IMMA FUCK YOU ALL UP
troll: do you even know what fuck means you little pretard
gamer: tehee xD
pretard: YEA, YOUR MOM!
troll: *lolz* but what does fuck mean in the dictionary
pretard: *shuts up but starts screaming again later*
*during game*
pretard bertays everyone and the troll betrays him just to piss him off back
pretard: HELLO FUCKERS WHATS UP!!!!!!!!!!!
regular gamer: hello
pretard: HELLO IMMA FUCK YOU ALL UP
troll: do you even know what fuck means you little pretard
gamer: tehee xD
pretard: YEA, YOUR MOM!
troll: *lolz* but what does fuck mean in the dictionary
pretard: *shuts up but starts screaming again later*
*during game*
pretard bertays everyone and the troll betrays him just to piss him off back
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