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leg pretzeling

The act of tangling or resting your legs on those of a significant other. Pretzeling, but often devoid of contact except for the legs.
Because he was too much of a pansy to make a real move, Thomas settled for leg pretzeling with Emma during the movie.
by rayshella January 26, 2009
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prostate pretzeling

when ones prostate is fucked into a pretzel like state
by FrilledCPU November 13, 2025
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pretzing

the action of smoking a pretzel. This can be used instead of weed, or to get away from cigarettes. It has no side effects what-so-ever, it will just make you look, and feel like your smoking. There is a certain way to do it:

1. Buy a lighter, and a bag of pretzel rods or sticks. It cant be the twisted one.

2. Bite off one end of the pretzel, this will be the side you will burn.
3. Treat pretzel like any other smoking substance, and smoke it the same way you would if it was a cigarette, cigar, or weed
4. Ash it after every few hits of the pretzel
5. Feel free to eat after smoking, but it may not taste good.

!WARNING!-It will leave the smell of a burning pretzel in the area you do it. Luckily, it is often mistaken as the smell of baking cookies.

Also can be used as a codeword for weed.

DO NOT try to put weed inside of a pretzel. It wont work
"Hey dude, you want to go pretzing later tonight? I just bought a bag of Rold Gold pretzel rods from the store."

"Sure man, but i already pretzed today. Just be careful, this is so ridiculously stupid that i dont want us to be caught."

later that night

" Dude, im pretzed out of my f-ing mind right now!"
"Thats just the pretzel salt talking. You feel no different than before"
by ItstheBGman August 7, 2009
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preteening

chilling in your top bunk bed and waiting for your brother to fall asleep so you can reach down to the bedside table and grab your phone, then go on youtube for 1-7 hours
He's so tired, maybe he was preteening last night.
by bigchezcake031 November 13, 2019
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Pretzelling

Noun. A sexual act involving inserting a pretzel (usually a pretzel stick) into the end of one's penis, and then launching it back out upon ejaculation. Bonus points if either you or your partner(s) manage to catch the spunky pretzel in your mouth.
Dude, me and Miranda went on a date last night and she's into some totally freaky stuff: BDSM, pretzelling, everything. My dick is still sore from all the chunks of pretzel salt.
by The Lesbian Baby Basket August 31, 2018
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pretzelized

Damn, I feel 'pretzelized' right now.

Someone giving you salt in game Damn, I'm getting 'pretzelized'.
by SnorLux July 22, 2016
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pretzling

Fucking a girl and your dick goes through the hole in the pretzel to reach her pussy
Dude, me and sapna were pretzling all night
by Steel172 August 7, 2014
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