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petinis

It may be small, but at least he knows how to use his petinis.
by Miss Satan November 20, 2011
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Petinis

A petite penis. A compact cock. A tiny tinkler. A diminutive dick. A shrimpy schlong. A small sausage. A miniscule meatstick. A baby boner. A runty Richard. A humble hard-on. A paltry pecker. A wee weiner. A dainty ding dong. A junior johnson. A microscopic member.
"Samson the poodle has small dick. It's a petinis."
by ButIamPagliacci September 2, 2014
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Meanie Petinie

When some on is being really rude and annoying
Wow dude your being a meanie petinie
by Kane_ February 16, 2019
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Pretinditious

The quality of buying into the 'indie' subculture to a pretentious degree. Often involves buying vinyl records that one has no way of actually playing, or using
Girl 1: "Man, I bought SO MANY LP's yesterday! If only I had something to play them on!"
Girl 2: "Fuck, could you be any more pretinditious?"
by Angry Anonymous Girl July 10, 2010
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Preminisce

To be nostalgic for something that hasn’t happened yet.
I’m so excited to be a freshman in college next year, I’ve already started to preminisce about how great it was.
by JayBeeHammerLeigh June 21, 2019
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Preminisce

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Saxon

To experience the sensation of the past repeating itself.

HISTORY The Saxon origins of this word are only found in

Latin texts.
ADAM:"NO WAY! I knew you were going to say that, man!"

MAN: "Say What?"

ADAM: "That's it! Just like that! I just totally preminisced, guy."

MANGUY: "Easy with the exclamation marks man. I

preminisce, like, every day. And is Like allowed

between comma's all by itself?"

ADAM: " Probably. What's that French word for it...? ! Deja vu! That's the one! And theres like Meje vu which is experienciencing the sensation of feeling you've eaten muesli through a straw even though it would get clogged pretty soon if you weren't choking on oat fragments hitting the back of your throat.
by NeilZeBub March 5, 2013
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preminisce

to get sentimental and wistful about something that hasn't ended, or hasn't yet occurred
I don't graduate from high school for another three days, but I'm already starting to preminisce. I'm really gonna miss this place!
by caco44 May 26, 2010
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