pretendcest

Sexual relations with an adopted sibling.

Around the end of Dexter season 6 Debra realizes she has romantic feelings for the show's name sake. When I watch season 7 I will see if they commit Pretendcest.

by Purvplegurple December 15, 2013

Pretenced

The best twink to ever exist. Absolute legend in their field of kissing boys.

"Damn, who's that kissing that boy over there?"
"Oh, did you not hear? That's Pretenced."

by J_MH July 29, 2023

Pale Pretense

When a Caucasian person rushes to deem as something racist on behalf of an African American, and by doing so actually perpetuates a racial stereotype.

For example, a comical T-Shirt on sale by Amazon depicting a Tarot Card called “The Tower” (of Pancakes”) with a description of “Black Women’s T-Shirt,” isn’t great grammar, but when the shirt is black in color, it isn’t implying black women fatty up on pancakes or are Voodoo-practicing fortune tellers.

You’ve got it all wrong; it’s just poorly worded and your executing your pale pretense.

by MrsFancyPants September 15, 2019

Illusions of Pretense

The return volley of "Delusions of Adequacy", referring to elitist assumptions that any viable corpus of art, logic, or science generated from outside their circle is therefore inherently meritless.

Any brain trust that harbors such Illusions of Pretense about Tinker is doing him a favor not signing him.

by Zappin' Nap July 26, 2024