pretendsbian

Somebody that pretends to be a lesbian for attention or publicity.

She was a pretendsbian because she pretended to be a lesbian.

by sallygal61 January 21, 2010

pretensbian

Girls who pretend to be bisexual in order to get attention from guys. They will make out with their friends, usually after a drink or two, but won't actually have sex with women and often become very uncomfortable when actual lesbians approach them. Most pretensbians are between the ages of 15-22, but may occasionally be as old as early 30's.

"Did you see Britney and Kristin at the party last night? They were all over each other, but everyone knows they're pretensbians."

by YouCantKillANinja May 8, 2014

Pretendinitis

The humming of two high pitched frequencies voiced simultaneously by persons to the dismay of a third colleague/associate resulting in an appointment with an ear doctor.

He came down with Pretendinitis and had to leave work early.

by LiteralBeastSlayer April 17, 2020

Pretendian

An actor or actress of non-Native American descent who plays a Native American on the screen or stage.

I'm not an Indian, but I play one on TV.

So, you're a pretendian?

Taylor Lautner, in the new Twilight film, prime example of a modern day pretendian.

by Roger Darrelson February 17, 2010

Pretesbian

adj. A pretend lesbian. A heterosexual female that enjoys playing the role of a lesbian. She probably also enjoys Ani Difranco and watches The L Word because the "plot is interesting". She probably also idolizes "outed" female celebrities.

"Dana's wearing those fake Birkenstocks again, she's such a pretesbian."

"I thought Jenny was a pretesbian until she had sex with Marina."

"I'm such a pretesbian for Dani Campbell."

by Dana K January 30, 2008

pretendian

One who claims to be Indian but doesn't exhibit Indian qualities or isn't Indian. It can also apply to a non-Indian who hangs around with nothing but Indians. Can apply to both India Indians and Native American Indians.

Steven is such a pretendian.

by N0WH3R3K1D April 21, 2007

pretendinitis

classic way that runners fake an injury. It's a pseudo-injury that afflicts lazy athletes who use it to get out of running practice. They tell their coach that they can't run because they have "tendinitis."

"I heard you have pretendinitis."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you bs'ed your coach to get out of the long workout. You claimed that you had tendonitis, even though you're clearly fine and just pretending."

by drizzly.ivan.96 March 1, 2017