PRESENTEEISM

Going to work or school when ill.
Spreading germs through anxiety over missing work or school.

Opposite abscenteeism missing work for any or no reason.

PRESENTEEISM will likely cost US employers 18 Billion yes billion dollars this year through lowered productivty of Presenteeism workers, the spread of germ to other employees regarless of abscenteeism or presenteeism cost significant losses.

by damnriver January 30, 2007

Pensentery

Pensentery is the act of inserting a pen, pencil, writing utensil in between the the buttock cheeks (or more commonly known as ass crack), walking around and setting it on the desk or where it is readily available of someone you dislike.

So yeah, I payed her back, grabbed the pen on her desk, the one she uses every day and pensentery -ed it! Walked around the office for like 10 minutes, all sweaty. You should have seen the weird face she made when she used it.

by Mario E. G. P. R. L. December 1, 2007

Blowout preventer

Intact condom, currently popular in states on the Gulf of Mexico.

Failure of a blowout preventer can lead to unimaginably unfortunate consequences.

by Marko1950 May 27, 2010

Presentartion

A slide show designed to woo and audience, where the content is possibly fictitious. Used by salesmen and marketers the world over.

Benny: Hey Man, how ever did you win the deal with Gullible Corp, Inc

Numpty: Benny, it is all down the the fantastic presentartion, they fell for every line, what idiots!.

by JM Law April 29, 2008

Presenteeism

A word made up by The Disneyland Resort as a result of poor employee attendance at The Hotels of the Disneyland Resort, and the two Resort Theme Parks, as well as other Resort controlled locations. Presenteeism is defined by The DLR (Disneyland Resort) as "the act of being present." The idea is that all employees are at their work location ready to work at, or 5 minutes before their scheduled start times.

Disney makes up thier own words, like presenteeism.

by GM C December 10, 2008

sickness presenteeism

a tendency of going to the office to work despite being ill, ignoring the disease and treatment.

Sickness presenteeism is not good for your health.

by uttam maharjan May 14, 2010

pleasenterousity

the level of pleasentry

your pleasenterousity is astounding my dear

by I'm not a bad slime slurp June 3, 2019