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Prepititis B

A disease that causes the host to become a pansy and wear clothes from Aeropostale and Hollister.

Symptoms can range from: hanging around with lots of other Prepititis sufferers, being a cheerleader/football player, making fun of the more geeky types, and spreading stupid rumors about stupid people.
oh my gosh, those cheerleaders and their boyfriends have a severe case of Prepititis B.
by kisukeriley94 July 28, 2011
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prostwitution

The arrangement of sexual activities over Twitter, often involving the exchange of goods or services for sex.
tommy45: @Jessica this is total prostwitution
Jessica: @frank10 DM me
frank10: @Jessica whatchoo need, girl?
Jessica: anyone wanna feel good? hit me up
by alvinsnodgrass August 19, 2008
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Presstitute

A presstitute is a journalist who will print or not print any story if payed to do so. Usually the presstitutes boss acts as a pimp because people will pay off the boss and he/she as pimp will make sure his hoes does what the client wants.
Fox news is full of presstitutes and they are all pimped my Murdoch but the liberal media channels are mostly independent hoes who will do any client for their own gain.
by saharadryhumor January 3, 2015
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preistiture

When that Dumb ass bitch can’t even spell her own profession.
Prostitute: I am a preistiture!
Me: you dumb ass bitch, now you are going to get it!
by Farmer Jahn June 5, 2020
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presstitute

A member of the media who will alter their story and reporting based on financial interests or other ties with usually partisan individuals or groups.
Robert Novak's latest column supporting this administration's criminal policies show that he is nothing more than a presstitute.
by Nicholas Sasson February 10, 2006
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Prestwich

An area of Greater Manchester which is inhabited by people that have snake-like qualities.
These include being full of poison, and having the ability to slither everywhere they please.
They can be found in small bushes and shrubs... Particularly in avenues... I cannot state which particular parts, but be careful when in the general area.
Those who wish to spend more than a few hours within Prestwich, have been known to have considerable changes in behaviour.
First effects are; runny nose, followed by snake-like arm/hand gestures, immediately followed by the tendency to hide all information from others.
These snakes slither into your minds so be careful.

If in the club and find a particular person who is very drunk, spending extreme amounts of money and throwing drinks on the floor please stay away, and report to your nearest snake charmers.
Fuck this guy, he's a fuckin Prestwich Serpent
by Octapuss July 28, 2010
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Prostitwittion

The act of selling sex on twitter under the guise of an adult dating service or porn site.
I am not famous, so most of my followers on twitter are prostitwittion sites.
by TheTheTheMary November 10, 2009
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