Poopy Presty

A terrible event where a person gets so drunk, usually from stealing Joel's vodka, then decide it is a good idea to start emptying their bowels all around the house. Ruined couches, carpet and beding is not the worst of it. When mommy finds said person naked in the closet covered in feces, yeah that's gonna top it all off.

OMG Did you hear about Scott pulling a Poopy Presty last night? He's never gonna live that one down. OWND!!!

by serotonin November 10, 2006

Preshalen

Preshalen is an absolutely wonderful human being who is smart , funny , kind , sexy af and just all round amazing . Preshalen also has a mighty fine booty, the most gorgeous smile and infectious laugh, and makes the best boiled-milk tea.

Dammmmnnnn! That's a might fine booty! It must be Preshalen.

Ha ha ha. Help, I can't stop laughing. Ha ha. Preshalen's laugh got me! Ha ha ha ha ha.

"Preshalen's smile really lights up my whole day, I need to make him smile again.", she thought as she displayed serious signs of withdrawal.

by Preshalen's Lovergirl November 15, 2019

presbylutheranism

full name: the western branch of American reform Presbylutheranism. The protestant denomination which the Simpsons as well as most other Springfieldianites belong to. The term is employed by Catholics to poke fun at the tendency of protestant denominations to multiply exponentially, and to highlight these denominations' homogeneity compared to the ancient tradition of the Apostolic Churches both Western and Eastern.

I attend St. Basil's, but all my friends are protestant... I don't know what denomination, presbylutheranism, I guess, they all look the same to me.

by sambarnes February 11, 2008

preshtup

(variant of precop that rhymes with prenup) A mutually binding verbal agreement by and between consenting adults prior to engaging in casual sex. The agreement stipulates that all involved parties are exonerated from emotional attachment, post coital contact, and any promise of future sex. Any and all disputes arising from said contract are futile.

Q: So, are you going to call her today?
A: No, that would be a violation of our preshtup.

by oranger May 24, 2009

pershyd

A boy who likes to show off a lot especially around his friends he wants attention he talks behind peoples back but he won't say it to their face because he knows he's gonna get his ass kicked

Friend who do you know that likes to talk shit behind other people's back . Me this dude named pershyd that's all he does talk shit behind other people's back I hope he gets his ass kicked by the wrong person

by Unknown legend 25 November 6, 2020

Lake grove Presbyterian Church

Lake Grove Presbyterian Church (LGPC), is one of the most known churches in Lake Oswego, Oregon, also known as Lake no-negro, Lake big-ego, and lots more. It includes a predominantly cis-het-white congregation, that if you do not agree with their views, you will be banished to the Methodist church down the road.

Player 1: What church do you go to?
Player 2: Lake Grove Presbyterian Church
Player 1: Oh, so you are a rich white asshole that drives a Tesla and you’re dads a lawyer?
Player 2: I feel attacked. Let me post this on my private story

by 503.Portland.971 December 30, 2021

Presbyterian

A denomination of the Protestant Christian religion, typically known as the service oriented denomination as well as one of the more liberal Christian denomination. Focus on predestination (belief that God has a predetermined plan for your life) and grace (God's free gift of love that one can not deserve and can not earn). All races, genders, sexualities, etc are welcome.

I got tired of my faith community being judgmental so I became Presbyterian.

Helping with the local soup kitchen was sponsored by First Presbyterian Church.

by acbrasvolleychick18.6 January 8, 2011