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Pre-prepared

An adjective indicating that something has been prepared before it is prepared.
"I didn't prepare dinner tonight because is was pre-prepared. You'll find it in the freezer."
by Urban-Joe November 24, 2012
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Be Prepared

The best Disney villain song ever. It is sung by the best Disney villain ever from one of the most popular fucking Disney movies ever. (Scar, best lion, The Lion King.)

In the new Lion King remake, Chiwetel Ejiofor will play Scar.

Alongside him, Beyoncé as Nala, John Oliver as Zazu (which is fucking perfect, given how often they are compared), and other (probably) super famous people.

Originally, the song was sang by either Jeremy Irons or Jim Cummings, depending on who you trust.
"Bitch are you fuckin' kidding me right now?! OBVIOUSLY, Scar is the best; did you even SEE him in Be Prepared?!"

"Dam Jeremy Irons was iconic in Be Prepared... *sighs dreamily*"
by Arguably The MOST Questionable December 8, 2018
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ill-prepared

when u r ready but u get sick
I was at work today and i was ill-prepared so i got fired.
by jolp 123 March 7, 2017
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Perpared

Retard alert, retard alert class

Is one prepared or perpared? Ask yourself as you say perpared slowly.
Now you know
I wasn’t perpared for that test
by PerparedTaco May 8, 2018
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Prepare the Bear

A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.
I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.
by YAWA September 12, 2016
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Read and Prepare

A tactic used by teachers in collaboration with Satan in order to keep students awake until 3 am. It is said that halfway through a read and prepare, students begin seeing John Smith in their nightmares. Pretty much the definition of masochism.
Guy: Do you wanna go out?
Girl: I'd rather do a read and prepare on the night before it's due.

Jared: I'm gonna start the read and prepare the night before it's due since I have so much work.
John: RIP ur gonna die.
by bruhmoment1095 October 9, 2021
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Prepare the tatau

Preparing the tatau is a synonym for sex. It originates from the evil ending to Far Cry 3. When the female tribal lady and you are about to have sex she then exclaims PREPARE THE TATAU! You are then immediately having sexual intercourse. In short: commencing sex.
by Chadius Wardeen June 6, 2013
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